If you're starting a band, you're no longer allowed to use these names as they are now property of Mike Lipsius. Using them will require a fee of a case of beer and then a bunch of money if you ever get big.
1. The Cadaver Family Flower Shop
2. Hindus of Scotland
3. Both Hearing-Impaired Leopard and Hearing-Impaired Leppard, Hearing-Impaired Leopyrd remains free as someone else thought of it for me.
4. Jewish Priest
5. Semi-Autistic Machine Gun
6. Sawed Off Arm
7. (for the female punk band out there) Clit 'R' Us, though Cliteracy remains free as I didn't think of it either.
8. Jesus Hates Brampton, Brampton Hates Jesus
As an addendum, also add Jesus Hates Scarborough, Scarborough Hates Jesus and Jesus hates Whitby, Whitby Hates Jesus. Jesus hates Mississauga ...is too long so you can have that if you want.
Copyright Mike Lipsius ©2008
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