Wrestling is So Gay!

So yesterday I was at the Pride parade. I got to eat funnel cake, I made a stop at the Proud Voices spoken word tent and had a couple of beers at the Alternaqueer stage, which I love. Something occurred to me when I turned on the TV tonight. The TV was tuned to WWE Raw. I'm amazed by how much pro wrestlers look like participants in a gay pride parade. They're out there being all macho, etc. but they're wearing speedos and really short pink shorts. They get waxed and shave their legs. They're wrestling covered in baby oil. Wrestling is so gay.